Remember these few things and your life will go smoothly.
It is impossible to eat an unknown jelly bean in the dark. No one wants to risk such an important decision.
When I took off my socks tonight, it smelled like peanuts. There are peanuts in my room, so it might have had nothing to do with anything.
I only have two minor goals. (I have more major goals...but these are the minor ones)
I want to watch an entire episode of a sitcom in fast forward. Specifically on a DVD player that doesn't mute when you set it to double speed.
I also want to stick every flavor (aside from popcorn and the caffeine filled ones (yeah, some jelly beans actually have caffeine in them...) of Jelly Belly in my mouth at once. Just to see what it tastes like. (yes, even after the sours incident...I think this time it will be different, I've already done similar things with jelly beans)
Alright, that's it. I'll talk to you all later. Or I'll blog to you all later.
Whatever.
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Yeah, I'm excluding the Bertie Bott's stuff.
I mean the original Jelly Belly flavors.
sometimes i don't even risk eating jelly beans in a lighted room...cinnamon looks a lot like cherry and...cinnamon jelly beans don't taste good lol
wanna hear something crazy?...everytime i comment, of course i have to fill in the username and password...and though i've done it somewhere around 10 to 20 times on blogs...i'm still unsure if i'm putting it in right...i need it to show me what i typed in..and "correct! you're a genius" or something like that lol...after i type it in i always wonder "did i put the right username in?"
You don't like cinnamon jelly beans????
The cinnamon ones have yellowish spots.
Anyway, why don't you have your computer remember your password? I think I type my password in here on my own computer once every few months.
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