Merroropero. You heard me. Merroropero.

I'm feeling sick.

If I feel this way tomorrow, I'm going to have to skip work...or at least 2:42.

A few final thoughts...and goals.

Remember these few things and your life will go smoothly.

It is impossible to eat an unknown jelly bean in the dark. No one wants to risk such an important decision.

When I took off my socks tonight, it smelled like peanuts. There are peanuts in my room, so it might have had nothing to do with anything.

I only have two minor goals. (I have more major goals...but these are the minor ones)

I want to watch an entire episode of a sitcom in fast forward. Specifically on a DVD player that doesn't mute when you set it to double speed.

I also want to stick every flavor (aside from popcorn and the caffeine filled ones (yeah, some jelly beans actually have caffeine in them...) of Jelly Belly in my mouth at once. Just to see what it tastes like. (yes, even after the sours incident...I think this time it will be different, I've already done similar things with jelly beans)

Alright, that's it. I'll talk to you all later. Or I'll blog to you all later.

Whatever.

That was quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever done.

So have you ever had those Ice Breakers Sours? The ones that come in the round tin.

Well I just stuck five in my mouth at once. I thought, "With flavors like Tangerine Passion and Lime Coconut, how could this possibly be a bad idea?"

I think I'm going to throw up.

Just thought I'd tell you that.

Freakin' hilarious.

If it doesn't quite load (which it wouldn't surprise me if it didn't) then you can go to this website and check it out there. It's much funnier if you watch it here though, just because you don't have the benefit of the title. So if it does load here, watch it here and not there.

DISCLAIMER: I do not claim to make sense what-so-ever. Do not hold me responsible for making sense. If you don't understand, welcome to my world.

Trying to sleep...but failing.

About an hour ago I could barely keep my eyes open, now I can barely keep them closed.

I think I'll just watch Dinosaurs.

"A meteor three times the size of earth is heading towards us in a collision course that will result in the extinction of all life on this planet...This just in. No it's not."

Believe it or not I was originally going to try to make this an away message.

-_- Stupid season finales. If you watch Smallville or The Office and haven't seen the last episode of either. Just leave while you still have your sanity.

Oh! And I NEVER SAW THE END OF ALF! Although I believe they never had one because it was canceled right after that season was over. Plus I have yet to see the second disc of the second season of Gilmore girls.

I hate freaking cliffhangers. They just aren't cool.

Plus I can't sleep and after five minutes of writing this as an away message I finally realize this is more of a blog rambling than an away message rambling. It's almost 2 in the morning which means I have 7 hours to sleep. My body takes one night away from sleeping (I'll explain that in a future post, maybe tomorrow after school) and my sleep cycle goes haywire.

The Teenage Bill of Rights

On this day (5/13/06) Colin Walker became a proud signer of The Teenage Bill of Rights.

I'm not beating myself up, I just need to get this out...

Sometimes I feel really stupid. Sometimes I feel like I never do anything right, and sometimes I'm right.

Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve what I've been given, and I don't. I don't deserve the family I live with, I don't deserve the friends I have, I don't deserve the wonderful courtier I have. I am thankful for all of that, especially Heidi...

I just wish sin wasn't so tempting. I wish it wasn't so easy to fall back into. I wish it wasn't so enticing, so within my reach. I know I won't be perfect, but maybe if I could just get rid of this one sin...that would be great. Maybe if it didn't have a hold of my life anymore, that'd be great. It's not illegal, I'm not breaking the law, other than God's law. I know though, that at one point I have broken the law because of this sin and it needs to stop. I hate myself for this and I can't imagine how much joy Satan is getting out of that fact.

Just venting.

The teacher popped a test, I know I'm gonna mess...

...and my dog ate all my homework last night.

I'm watching Saved by the Bell and eating Funyuns. Yeah that's right. Funyuns at 10:15 in the morning. Yum.

Anyway...not only that...I'm downloading the new Avatar. Yay! Don't worry...I essentially got it for free. I bought it a while ago...I bought the whole season on iTunes a while ago and I download them as they add them. It's a pretty sweet deal, I don't have to tape Avatar. I was at lunch when it was on...so I could've watched it at Target last night...but I just sorta forgot. And when I did remember it was already halfway through the episode.

The only thing worst than beating a dead horse...

...is betting on one. (Relient K song)

Welp, for today I am not going into work until 4 (as opposed to the usual 1) which is going to make a very interesting closing time. I'll have to take my lunch at 8 because that's my fourth hour and we have to take a lunch by our fifth hour (which is 9).

Anyway, the reason I'm not going is because I'm feeling worst. Yesterday I stayed home from a prayer night and helping out 2:42 (my college group) set up for a Cinco de Mayo (today) gathering that I wouldn't have gone to anyway. I stayed home because my allergies were really messing me up. Now, today, my allergies are messing up but now I feel like I have a cold as well...which is like a double whammy.

So I'm just going into work 3 hours later...which probably won't help too much, but I'm not going to call of because that would put them in a very bad position and I don't want to do that to them. No matter how much I hate working at Target I don't dislike the people (at least in the Photo Lab) I work with.

Anyway, that's all. Oh, and now for the reason I have that title.

I like that song. That's all.

So we've come to an un-understanding?

Don't know what the title means, it has nothing to do with anything right now.

I am sitting in the church office right now, waiting for something to finish printing. I really have no other work to do except get this mailer out. I suppose I could be stamping envelopes and whatnot, but that would actually mean getting up. I think once I finish this I shall do that.

It's about 1:30 and I'm here a half hour earlier, so I will probably end up going home a half hour earlier just because I want to be responsible and get out of her on time. (I've committed to being here 6 hours a week, although I'd like more, I just don't have that option)

Anyway, hope y'all are having a good day. (Imagine a southern belle accent, if'n you wish; I don't really have that kind of an accent, but it's not too hard to imagine on me...although mostly females have southern belles and I am quite male)

Not too happy right now.

So I taped The Apprentice tonight and somehow it didn't tape all the way. I thought I set it for...*sigh* I just realized what I did.

I used to only watch one hour of T.V. a week...and now I've doubled it to two hours. The other show I watch is Smallville which is on Thursdays from 8 to 9. I start it at 7:59 and tape until 9:01 just to make sure it tapes everything. The Apprentice is on Monday nights from 9 to 10. Tonight when I set the VCR up I set it to tape from 8:58 (because I've since learned that our VCR is a little behind) and then I automatically set the time to 9:01 instead of 10:01. *sigh* I'm an idiot.

Well at least I know it was completely my fault, although that doesn't immrpove things too much. I'll just have to wait and get it on iTunes although they haven't stuck last weeks up there so I have no idea when they're gonna get this one up.

Have a great night everyone. If you know someone who knows me who doesn't read this, and you are entertained, pass it on. I like having readers, it's nice to know that what I'm writing (although all of this is ultimately for me) is being seen by people other than me.

Goodnight. I'm going to try and close my eyes and dream of sugar plum fairies...which would be pretty interesting since I've never seen a sugar plum fairy.

Argh.

*UPDATE (5/2)*
iTunes must have read this blog because I woke up this morning to see that both this weeks and last weeks was put up on iTunes store. Yay them!