MY LIFE IS ROSY! I'M FEELING COMFY COZY!

I just woke up
Coffee in my cup
Sultry walk on a sunny day
Find out what the paper says
Message from the President
No more tax for residents
Go, USA

I'm so happy, feeling snappy
My life is rosy, I'm feeling comfy cozy.

Free, limo ride
Free food inside
Getting paid triple time
Gotta go to Anaheim
Grabbed my briefcase, left my house
Got a meeting with the mouse
Flying first class

I'm so happy
Feeling snappy
My life is rosy' I'm feeling comfy cozy
Keeps getting better
Good times forever
And this is one great day

Playing guitar in a band
Just got back from Disney Land
Driving my new four by four
Ed McMahon is at my door

Stocks I bought just went up
Canucks won the Stanley cup
Bill Gates put me in his will
Someone paid my visa bill

I'm so happy
Feeling snappy
My life is rosy
I'm feeling comfy cozy
I'm so happy
Feeling snappy
Will there be sorrow
When I wake up tomorrow

I'm So Happy - Hokus Pick

Since Sunday afternoon and as of now I've played that song 163 times almost in a row. There was a section when I was listening to Bradley Hathaway...but that didn't last very long.

I know I haven't posted in like a week and a half, but here we go now.

I've really been using MySpace more now, so if you wanna see what's going on in my life, you have a better chance of catching it there. I know, I'm sorry. I'll try and come back here and post every once and a while for my non-MySpace friends.

So, I'm really happy everyone. I've been like this for a week tomorrow. I can't stop and I don't want to stop either.

Yes, it's a girl. No it's not getting out of hand and no I'm not going to start dating her all of a sudden. If I date anyone else anytime soon it will be a year or so later. I don't plan to rush into something again just because I'm feeling all mushy inside.

And no, all you get to know is it's a girl. I'm not telling you her age, or how I know her, or what her name is. I will tell you this though: She doesn't look like a boy at all. She looks very much like a girl so in all reality, she probably throws like a girl too. Which is okay because so do I.

Anyway, maybe I'll post a little more about me (and not some random person you don't know) on Thursday or Friday. I won't be home much until then.

Sleep well everyone, I love you all.

"I'M SO HAPPY! FEELING SNAPPY! MY LIFE IS ROSY! I'M FEELING COMFY COZY!"

Random questions!

I want your random questions guys! Send me messages, comment my page, send me emails, give me a phone call, send me an IM. I want everyone to ask me random questions!

Things like "Why is the bobby pin called the bobby pin?" (the type of hairstyle it was first used on was hair that was in a bob...apparently)

Or things like "Do you have any grey popoun?" (No, I don't)

I'm going to stick them in one blog and answer them all.

I want ALL of your guys' questions.

Also, if you want me to answer them seriously, don't send them to me. I might end up answering a few seriously, but my main goal for this whole project is to make you guys laugh.

Funeral part 2 and weird dream...

I wanna do something crazy for my funeral because it's like your last party on earth. So here's what I'm going to do. Somehow, I'm going to fake my own death. I don't know how yet, I'll figure out the details later. So after I fake my own death, I'm going to be the one planning my funeral. I'm going to get someone to burn a bunch of paper and get the ashes, and put it in an urn in the middle of the area (wherever I end up having it, prolly some church). Then people can walk up to it and pay their last respects.

Now, I'm going to be at the funeral (alive). I'll be at the very back so nobody can see me, but I'm not going to try and disguise myself. That way people will be looking at me funny. "Is that Colin? No...that can't be him, Colin's dead. We're at his freaking funeral. Colin wouldn't do something like that, would he?" Oh, I would. Some of them might just assume I had a twin brother. "I didn't really know Colin that well, did he have a twin?" My best friends will be like "Yeah, I guess so."

Then I'll come to the front of the place and pay my last respects to Colin. I won't try and disguise myself at all. I'll wear casual clothes, jeans, tennis shoes. Maybe a shirt that says something like "I'm not dead yet." Then I'll talk in my Marvin voice. (If you don't know my Marvin voice, call me sometime and I'll do it for you) I'll start singing a song "Colin's dead, Colin's dead." People will be thinking "Man, what a sick man. He's dancing during his twin brother's funeral." Then I'll be the person who ends the funeral. (Hey, I planned the funeral, I should get something to say) I'll be like "Hey everyone, my name's Marvin. I posessed Colin when he was younger and I just wanted to pay my last respects to him." Everyone will be so confused. Then I'll end with my real voice.

"This was a test of the emergency funeral system. This was only a test. You may go back to your normal lives knowing that I'm not really dead."

Then I'll throw my "ashes" everywhere like confetti.

Okay, so on a different, less weird note, I had a really weird dream last night. So I worked (I DON'T WORK AT TARGET ANYMORE!) with this girl named Shawna. Awesome Christian girl, very sweet, very cute girl. I dreamt that we were hanging out together outside of work (although, she was wearing her work clothes because I haven't seen her in anything but that, except one time at the barber shop). It would have to be a dream, because we never have.

Let me preface this part with this one little disclaimer. I've never had feelings for Shawna other than a Christian bond like the one I have for Kari or Reeser.

During the dream, I remember holding Shawna's hand a few times. Much of the dream is fuzzy though. I also remember asking (although I don't ask him these kind of things anymore) if I could go hang out with some friends (I'm assuming Shawna was one of them, but I can't remember). I got an email from him saying "No, I want you to know how it feels." And then I read at the bottom it said "Oh, and your grounded." I said "What?" in my dream (and apparently in real life) then I woke up. (I think my "What?" woke me up)

My iPod was playing Headlights by The Classic Crime, mostly because I had it on repeat all night. I love that song though. Anyway, that's pretty much it. I'm going to a (real) memorial service today. Two of my kid's (brother and sister) dad passed away about a week ago. Very sad, so I'm going for moral support.